Mii
Check my hotness! Ha, stupid thing doesn't give you much of a selection for chick hair. Honestly, I spent over an hour finding the best haircut possible for my Mii. Seriously, they can develop amazing games and this is all we get. I know it is just a simulator, but it is complete crap! This looks nothing like me!! First of all, I have tits! Notice the severe flatness of my Mii's chest? And whats with the hands? Last time I checked, I had fingers. Hey ya, those are the things I am typing with right now. I don't know how my Mii is going to type. She has fucking stubs. A person cannot type with stubs! I would suggest typing with her toes, but unfortunately her legs were cut off in the making. Also, what is with the outfit? Hello?!? I am pretty fucking fashionable!! I have awesome clothes!! I almost bought this Rainbow Bright t-shirt yesterday. Fuck was it awesome!! I didn't buy it. I am somewhat regretting it. Maybe I will go back tomorrow and see if its still there. Oh, no I gotta go to Bluenotes to find a cool t-shirt. Anyway, then there was the issus of the Mii face. They only had like 8 face structures. This was the best one out of the entire selection! Then there was the eye issue. Fuck, you only had a choice between like 5 that had whites in them. The other ones were just dumb! Then there were the lips!! The lips I chose were the only feminine lips on the fucking sheet. Look at them! The color of them just sucks! Couldn't we at least have had the option of what color they are? Lets assess, lips are naturally a pinkish color NOT a maroon color! It just makes me angry! Oh god, I almost forgot about the fucking noses! This is the ONLY natural looking!! I hope to god that the characters on the ACTUAL Wii better be a hell of a lot better then this or else I will be very embarrassed about owning a Wii controller!! Yes, its true, I am not going to actually buy the Wii, I am just purchasing the controller. Well thats all I got.
